2026-04-06 DB-027
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Strip Commentary

Reading It

Rollo asks what an audit is. The Oracle calls it 'wellness verification.' Rollo asks: 'Of what?' The Oracle doesn't answer, because the audit's scope is deliberately undefined -- it could be anything, which means it's everything. You've been told your department is being 'reviewed for alignment' without anyone specifying what alignment means.

Deeper Read

An audit without a defined scope isn't an investigation. It's a fishing expedition with institutional backing.