2026-07-24 DB-074
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Strip Commentary

Reading It

The Oracle announces all-hands training is complete, and Rollo's only response is to wonder how he feels about it. The comedy is in the gap between institutional declaration and personal experience -- the training is 'complete' but Rollo has no idea what changed, if anything. You've sat through mandatory corporate training that ended with a certificate and zero retained knowledge.

Deeper Read

Training completes the moment the system logs it, not the moment anyone learns anything. The checkbox is the product.