2026-04-03 DB-026
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Strip Commentary

Reading It

The Oracle declares morale at an all-time high. Badge says he feels supported. The peer review arc ends with the system's metrics showing perfection while the visual tells a different story entirely. You've read an employee engagement report that showed 95% satisfaction the same quarter three people quit.

Deeper Read

When the system measures its own morale, the results are always excellent. The metric is the message, and the message is: stop asking.